Sunday, 21 August 2011

TOP 9s... VERTICAL GENIUSES

This time I am honouring my Top 9 living musical geniuses. The 'vertical' ones. That means not dead...
By 'genius' I mean genius. And not at just one thing. The following folk have the lot...
#thatisall


Honorable Mentions:
  • Ray Davies
  • Barry Gibb
  • Smokey Robinson
  • "Weird" Al Yankovic
  • Phil Collins
  • Andy Sturmer/Roger Joseph Manning Jr
  • Martin Gore
  • Trevor Horn

TOP 9s... VERTICAL GENIUSES Paul McCartney

What has Paul McCartney ever done for us?

...Those melodic basslines?

What?

...Those melodic basslines.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he gave us that. Yeah. That's true.

...And those wonderful tunes.

Alright, I'll grant you that the melodic basslines and the wonderful tunes are two things that McCartney has done.

...And Wings.

Well yes, obviously Wings. Wings goes without saying.
But apart from those melodic basslines, the wonderful tunes
and Wings...

...Cute doe-eyes?

...Happiness to millions, ...entertainment, ...great drumming too...

Yes alright. Fair enough.

...And that wonderful Scouse sense of humour...

Oh yes. True.

Yeah, that's something we'd really have missed if McCartney was never around.

...Brought loads of money into Great Britain.

All right ... all right ... but apart from those melodic basslines and wonderful tunes and Wings and cute doe-eyes and happiness to millions and entertainment and great drumming  and that wonderful Scouse sense of humour and bringing loads of money into Great Britain ... what has Paul McCartney done for us?

...Brought peace?


What!? Oh ... Peace, yes ... shut up!


He is also the only artist to have UK number ones as a solo artist, and as part of a duo, trio, quartet, quintet and as a conglomerate.


So stick that in your (peace) pipe and smoke it...















TOP 9s... VERTICAL GENIUSES Todd Rundgren


In a perfect world, Todd Rundgren would have sold millions of records and the whole world would know his name.
It's criminal that a man who can write, sing, play and produce some of the greatest music ever should be almost unknown to the populous.
Todd did more than just produce Bat Out Of Hell, you know.
And he is one of rock's gentlemen...



TOP 9s... VERTICAL GENIUSES Jeff Lynne Roy Wood

I've been in the presence of Jeff Lynne several times, yet have never managed to pluck up enough courage to talk to him.
If I ever did, I would probably just want to thank him for making such amazing music.
Discovery is my favourite album of all-time, hands down.
And as an added bonus, it is from my favourite year in music, 1979.
Roy Wood also deserves a mention I think. 
Perhaps because of his eccentricity, he never really managed to hit the same dizzy heights his former bandmate did.
But he's damn good.
And that is why I've included him here.

Los Angeles, June 2008









TOP 9s... VERTICAL GENIUSES Björn Ulvaeus Benny Andersson

Benny and Björn are like hot chips and mayo, or (vegie) bacon and eggs. They are pretty darn good on their own, but utterly magical when they come together.
Add two glorious chanteuses into the mix and what you have is pure pop perfection.
That is all...






TOP 9s... VERTICAL GENIUSES Stevie Wonder

Once upon a time, I was chatting with an old friend 
(who shall remain nameless. Hi Richard...) and mentioned that I thought Stevie Wonder was the most beloved musician ever. I'd never known anyone to say they disliked him.
Sure, many people got sick of 'I Just Called To Say I Love You' but that was mainly because it was never not being played somewhere.
Until that aforementioned chat, I hadn't encountered anyone who couldn't stand him.
But, on that fateful day, I did...



TOP 9s... VERTICAL GENIUSES Kate Bush

Yes, I hear you cry. At last, a woman.
And contrary to popular belief, Kate is not here to feature as a token female. She is here because she meets my stringent criteria; Kate writes, plays several instruments and produces music.
She has been a massive influence on a multitude of artists and reinvents herself time and time again.





Admittedly, this video is here because the lovely Hugh Laurie has a cameo in it...